Being back to school, I have been trying to continue with my new school year resolutions and mainly the ones about being generally cooler and better dressed. This is because I would rather be remembered/seen by the rest of the school like this:
Rather than this (my true form):
|Tooth-paste stained hoodie, pyjama bottoms and unicorn slippers.|
Unfortunately this doesn't fit in very well with my morning routine.
I am woken by my alarm at 6:45 and lie in a half-dead squinty eyed way until I happen to see that it is 7:15 at which point I might swear, but still don't actually get out of bed for another 5 minutes - leaving very little time for me to look presentable, let alone stylish. And I end up running down the hill to catch my train every freakin' morning.
And having run all the way down to arrive just in time for my train, I arrive as the epitome of grace and glamour:
Another problem I have with trying to be presentable is nail varnish. Unless I get industrial varnish fused onto my fingers by a welding machine, this is what happens every time I try and wear nail varnish:
|All within the space of about 24 hours.|
But it was my birthday on the 29th Jan (woop!) I got an iPhone, and am very in love with it.
|I think I love it more than I would a human child....|
Have a nice February! Because with my track record, I probably won't post for another month.